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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Sun Oct 25, 2009, 3:28 AM
  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Listening to: Cold (But I'm Still Here)
  • Drinking: water
Ten rules you need to know in case of a zombie attack:

1. I don't care how happy you are NEVER waste ammo. Let's face it, sometime you'll need that ammo or you'll just become somebody's steak.

2. Always check the backseat OR HOUSE before you think it's safe.

3. Grouping up is great.I mean buffets are just awesome. Keep it small.

4. Make sure the zombie is dead. As any Zombie Land fan would say,"Double tap is okay!"

5. Always have supplies. Sock up when you get the chance.

6. Sleep is just as good as a pistol. If you can't keep your eyes open, you can't shot.

7. Don't test on yourself to find a cure. That hardly ever works.

8. Make sure that your secure place is actually you know secure. I gate isn't as strong as you think and who knows maybe zombies can swim.

9. Never give up hope. Hope is what keeps people going. You lose that you might as well be a zombie.

10. Keep up the zombie kill of the weeks!!!!


Yes, i did just watch Zombie Land. I must admit he had some good points...

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:iconelanorgamgee22:
thanks for the fave! :)

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:iconvampyr-evangeline:
Thank you very much for the watch! ^^ It's really appreciated! :aww:Btw...your gallery's great too! You've got some nice works there. Keep it up!

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:iconeclipse117:
thanks you too

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